slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

Reverse Slip-n-Slide

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.

The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild

by MacSnac December 25, 2019

Mud Slide

When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.

I just gave Parker the slickest mud slide ever!

by ledankestmemes December 26, 2019

Slide

Trickery

Guy 1 : “ She tried to slide me into sleeping with her . ”
Guy 2 : “ She stay sliding people . ”

by Period’t March 28, 2019

Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019

Crimson Slide

An appropriate team name for a softball team

The Crimson Slide have a game this Tuesday

by longballdinger April 9, 2019