shaft her bird

to force the shaft into the muff

Melanie is hot, my friends keep telling me I should shaft her bird.

by Larry432 January 14, 2008

shfifty five

The only real way to say 55.

SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWANG SHFIFTY FIVE!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

Shiatsu-snooze

It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.

Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze

by Niels Hoglund June 7, 2009

shfifty five

the title of a great song by group X. used to mean something epic and awesome.

Jenny: Dude, I just caught a fly with my chopsticks.
Maria: That's soo shfifty five.

Tom: *darts throught the sliding doors right as they're about to close*
Jeremy: *begins singing the song shfifty five*

by ur girlfriend May 1, 2010

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

Spade Shafting

An action performed by shoving the blade end of a shovel up a female vagina, then breaking off the back half of the shovel and sticking that up her butthole

My friend wanted to get back at his ex for dumping him so I tought him the painful art of spade shafting

by sumthinred October 8, 2011

all head and no shaft

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.

Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018