Sconce

(n). You'll figure it out eventually...

You are a dirty sconce.

by Frisbae March 30, 2017

scoliosis

a very unpleasant condition involving a curvature of the spine. for the information of the fucker who wrote the above definition, it DOES affect your life, and has caused me plenty of discomfort and pain, not least when i get asked if i'm pregnant every six months since i was 12! and standing in underwear being poked by a strange man. and wearing a back brace (ESSENTIALLY A PLASTIC CORSET) for two years.
so yes, those are the results of a severe scoliosis such as i have. and the operation wouldn't be too pleasant either. a deflated lung, a bone graft and a metal pole up your spine don't sound fun to me!

hi. it's called a scoliosis. i have one. it hurts.x

by strawberie21 December 19, 2008

Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012

Scottish Snake

Of or pertaining to a Scotman's genitilia. Specifically used if the said Scotsman is generously hung.
One who is particularly hung and Scottish can also be referred to as a Scottish Snake.

"Good Lord! Look at Sean Connery's Scottish Snake!"
"Sean Connery is a Scottish Snake!"

by DeadEndFriend July 17, 2003

Ass scorch

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.
Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)
*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*
*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*
Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

by Nutty Dud3 December 24, 2008

Scores

Scores means; 20 pounds worth of marijuana. Half (10 pounds worth) is called a "Benners" & half of a "Benners" (5 pounds worth) is called a "Jax".

Let's pick up a scores.

by Sinyy January 19, 2008

scotch bonnet

verb - olde english/steel reserve - To douse another anywhere from the top of their head to their shoulder-blades with no less than 4 ounces of boymilk.

She was beefin' about me givin' her throat babies, so I graced her with a scotch bonnet. Bladow!

by Flare Bro Numero Dos October 8, 2003