Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
by Verdikt Prank Calls March 10, 2009
what's a rusty venture??
by drexell015 November 24, 2010
Mate: Hayy sup m8
You: Hi would u like a handshake?
Mate: Sure
You: *shakes hand*
Mate: Oi mate i do believe u just gave me a rusty handshake
You: Hi would u like a handshake?
Mate: Sure
You: *shakes hand*
Mate: Oi mate i do believe u just gave me a rusty handshake
by En Sanchez Lupoa August 29, 2009
"Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."
by William John Edward Speight October 07, 2008
Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour
by Mickyoubastard May 16, 2018
it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.
I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.
by renaldo October 17, 2006
by Ste Crayston March 12, 2007