redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
by Indabutt June 11, 2024
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redneck jet fuel

Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?
by montanatony26 April 03, 2016
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redneck jet fuel

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!
by montanatony26 April 03, 2016
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husky redneck

A fat country folk that likely has a beard and sunburn. Probably believes strongly in the second amendment and dips. Very comfortable in humid Temperatures, but definitely sweats a lot. SEC football fan.
I just bought this gas station pizza from a husky redneck.
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redneck strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard
by tjk31415 January 17, 2019
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Redneck Royalty

People who command, or think they command, a presence among the working poor. Usually strongly opinionated and adept at bullying their "subjects" by being loud. Occasionally have to resort to mock threats of physical violence to maintain their authority. At picnics, they line their lawn chairs (thrones) in a prominent place just off the beer tent, and regale the crowds with opinions about how dumb everyone else is.
Jim and Cathy and the rest of their redneck royalty are busy making proclamations about the idiots running the country.
by already there August 18, 2023
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redneck bandaid

AKA, the homeAID

Using whatever is around to create a BandAid. Materials usually include tape and a paper towel/a piece of toilet paper.
When I cut myself on accident, I made a redneck bandaid since I didn't want to grab a one from downstairs .
by P E N G U I N May 24, 2023
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