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Jewish Redneck

A Jew who lives a lifestyle normally associated with Southerners.

A Jewish redneck drives to synagogue in a pickup truck.
Mike goes to synagogue on Saturday and deer hunting on Sunday. He's such a Jewish Redneck.
by am0smoses March 27, 2009
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The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.
"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."
by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 28, 2006
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Jersey Redneck

A male from Southern New Jersey who somehow picked up a Deep Southern Accent and has a strange love for farm animals, Hunting, and Copenhagen. He also gets excited over Big Trucks and Big Woman.
by D November 4, 2004
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Northern redneck

The same as southern rednecks, maybe just a little less raciest. Usually live in small towns, not the city.
Southern rednecks:(visits a small town in the north) Wow! I didn't know there were rednecks in the north! They are just like us! I like them now!

Northern redneck : HELL YEAH!
Everyone: Lets get drunk!!! YAY!
by Erkle bill joe September 25, 2010
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abercrombie redneck

teenage males, usually in the southern united states, who are fans of the preppy/country style of clothing.
if you're wearing a pink polo, wranglers and cowboy boots, you're probably an abercrombie redneck.
by catacate August 14, 2007
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Rich Redneck

A member of soceity exhibiting low class, redneck tendencies but has come into a large sum of money, whether it's through a self-made construction business, winning the lottery, or through a large inheritance.

Said individuals may live in $30,000 houses but own $300,000 fishing vessels, or the luxury vehicle of choice includes a Tahoe or Yukon, preferably the XL version. Wifes of said individuals drive these with their stick families in the window, as well as numerous oversized magnets supporting their favorite SEC football team. Alabama Crimson Tide fans are notorious for this.

Attire for such individuals includes Costa del Mar sunglasses on a string, Columbia PFG fishing shirts, visors instead of hats, and Sperrys or flip flops. Miller Lite is usually the beer of choice.

Activities of indivuduals include "huntin', shootin', fishin', golfin', and SEC football ranks at the top of life's priorities
You see Ted's new 30' Contender? Yeah, he picked that up along with a Yukon XL Denali for his wife. They've already got the "big A" on the back window and a Wildlife license plate....must be a rich redneck. What's he do? Oh he won a lawsuit for a large sum of money. Guess he won't be saving for retirement. He blew it all on what you see there. He used to live in Shady Oaks trailer park. Just proof you can't give rednecks money.
by tuneman988 October 6, 2011
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corporate redneck

Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.
coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)

Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.
by Bdunnthree December 18, 2016
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