reading fatty

When somebody says they're going to roll a fat blunt, but it's a .5 skimper.

Yo I thought you were going to roll a fat blunt? This is a reading fatty

by Wutangg421 January 19, 2018

readerphile

A guy who likes taking girls to the fairground, normally works on the roof

Readerphiles off to the fair again with a tan from working on the roof

by Bigjohn October 25, 2018

Read two books

In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.

Instead of using smartphones, read two books

by erfan20120 November 4, 2018

Readdified

When someone is trash, lies, cheats, snitches, robs, jacks, sucks dick, thinks he is hot shit but is just fuck boy peice and is just garbage.

Hey met this new guy named Ray last night

Girl stay away from him he is readdified

by Anti-Rendon March 10, 2019

Readingtitus

The inability to read unless you have more than one book.

Mr, I have readingtitus so I can't read unless I have more books.

by Mr.Explosions February 28, 2020

Reddy or not

first part

-reddy or not

by that little reggid March 12, 2020

readit

Past tense:
Red - it

Future tense:
Reed - it

Verb:
To read something.
To have already read something.

Steve told me to read the rulebook, I told him that I already readit.

The Redditors of Reddit complained that they didn't know the Reddit rules, so I told them to go readit again. The Redditors of Reddit came back saying they couldn't readit because the rules were written with red ink on a red reed.

by Mr. Some1one October 2, 2020