rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

Robby Brown

The cutest kid you will ever meet

I absolutly love Robby Brown

by Robby Brown December 15, 2008

rubbernecks

1. A woman's breasts (titties)

2. Someone who hurts there own neck turning it too far and too much looking at a girl's rubbernecks

Damn, she has an amazing set of rubbernecks!

by lou-man October 2, 2003

rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.

When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

pop a rubberband

to use a condom, or "rubber", while having sexual intercourse with an attractive girl.

"Boy, Chris. I sure would like to pop a rubberband on her!"

by sober annie July 16, 2006

Rubbernecking

Trying to avoid a question, or coming up with a lie

Boy #1- Hey what did you do with that girl you met last night?
Boy #2- Umm I umm umm...
Boy #1- Dont start rubbernecking on me, tell me what happened.

by Savage157 May 10, 2011

rubber baby buggy bumpers

A synonym for boobs or breasts as used by Robert Lund in "99 Words for Boobs".

"Man, I want to take those rubber baby buggy bumpers for a ride."

by C Weiss March 29, 2008