Pick a tree

When your friend wants to hang you.

“You wrong for that. Go pick a tree”

by bluesmoke2 March 9, 2018

Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.

1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.

by Spitting image June 11, 2018

Pick n' lick

The act of picking out Dingle berries prior to licking the butt crack

I got into a mean pick n' lick session with that hippy last night

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

pick a lock

open a lock with an instrument other than the proper key.

Where did you learn to pick a lock?

by Frandevias April 4, 2018

Pickersnatch

Someone who picks and snatches referred to black people as in the times of slaves where they would pick cotton and as in now gangsters that snatch things or steal but calling someone that is like saying their shitbags or dumb

Damn stop being pickersnatch

by Riverside California retard November 11, 2018

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

Picking fish bones

Picking out the fine little details just to prove someone wrong

"ok. We have everything packed"

"We don't have the dresser packed. Or the TV. The bed is still up"
"Now your just picking fish bones"

by BuckWildBurnside March 20, 2019