pulling a madeleine

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *

Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!

by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009

pulling a timmy

When some emo ass white kid brags about being suicidal/depressed/self harm and begs for attention (also known as a Ryan)

Person one: Oh man that guy sent me a picture of his cuts and I barely know him

Person two: oh shit I always knew that kid would be pulling a Timmy one day

by jackjack4343 December 5, 2014

pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum

I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.

by Jake February 17, 2004

PULLING A JOHN

When you change the subject

Girl: Why did you flake on me?
Guy: So how bout those Patriots?

He was pulling a John

by JayD February 8, 2008

Pulling a Wagner

1. Extremely theatrical drumming, e.g., making really dramatic faces while bringing the drumsticks up higher than they need to accurately hit the drums.

2. Masturbation.

Did you see that guy on stage? He was really pulling a wagner.

by two dudes and one dudette. May 21, 2009

Pulling A Justin

To finger a girl while she's on her period.

Girl: No Baby, Not Today. . .

Guy: Why Not (Puts Hands Down Pants)

Guy: (Stops And Takes Hand Out Of Pants) What The Hell! Why Do My Fingers Have Blood On Them!

Girl: I Did Warn You, But You Wouldn't Have It. Nice One For Pulling A Justin.

by What's-My-Name-Again February 20, 2010

pulling a cameron

To fall asleep or K.O., preferably at a party, within the first hour.

Person #1: Where did Steph go?
Person #2: She's sleeping somewhere.
Person #1: The party just started!
Person #2: Yeah, she's definitely pulling a Cameron.

by Nigga Chris October 26, 2009