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poser

Insecure high-school kids latching onto whatever cultural or subcultural stereotype they can in order to 'fit in.' This is a manifestation on an undifferentiated ego-mass striving for conformity and order in a complex and difficult social environment, such as high-school. Most of these kids will outgrow it by their mid 20s. And, will discover that 'being themselves' is the best option of all.
Middle and upper class Black kids trying to be 'gangsta.'
Middle and upper class White kids trying to be 'punk.'

'Derek is such a poser. He talks all 'street' and listens to all the latest gangsta-rap from LA. When in fact, he grew up in Georgetown and his dad is an executive at IBM.'
by Bill3 January 9, 2008
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poser

1.Someone who tries to be popular by looking or acting like someone else. Sometimes, NOOBS are also called posers when they act like other people in the group without a hint of autheniticy. Happens in most common style groups like Goth, Punk, Wigger (Chav), and most infamously, Prep and Pop culture.

2. A character, show, or actor that doesn't have a clue of being individually styled.
Johnny is still a poser to the prep kids after he tried to wear the same brands as every one else.

Hot Topic was one of the most feared poser-stores to both true Punks and Goths alike.
by Sasquatch_Rebel April 30, 2008
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poser

A poser is someone who poses for something. Trying to be something they're really not. They want to be it so bad (wannabe), but unfortunately they don't do it naturally. People can see right through posers. Usually posers are a midway of things because posers are always "half-in" than full.
The Pussycatdolls are posers. They are a group of six or seven talentless girls who can't sing or dance for their live. They wear tacky, slutty, clothing and hope that their skimpy clothes make up for their lack of talent. I still don't know if they are trying to be showgirls, prostitutes, or dirty broadway singers.
by just another Teenager December 9, 2008
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poser

One who ends his/her emails with:

"Sent from my iPhone"
Hey man!

How've you been? Hope to see you soon!

Bob

Sent from my iPhone (I'M A POSER!!!)
by Santosh Chaterjee July 22, 2009
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hole poker

Either a male or female who stickS either fingers or bodily features e.g: penis. Into either a vagina or anus.
"Oh my God you're such a hole poker"
"I heard you've been hole poking again"
by Superdooper91 January 15, 2008
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pussy poser

When a guy puts his cock and balls in between his legs and closes them all the way. Posing like he has a pussy.
Shawn wayaans in scary movie is such a pussy poser.
by sage thunder April 12, 2010
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Strip Poker

A game typically played to take advantage of women that don’t know to play poker. They then lose an article of clothing one at time. While playing Strip Poker many players start stripping from the top (ex. Shirt) then go down their body until they lose their pants to the winning player. Some variations of Strip Poker allow the winner to keep the loser’s clothes for themself. It’s optional if you want to go on and bet the underwear or not.
Methods of playing:
1: To have the winning player of each round pick a loser that has to take off an article of clothing and give it to the winner.

2: Each Player bets an article of clothing and the losing player takes off the article of clothing that they bet in the beginning of the round.
Chad won a pair of Jessica’s Leggings in a game of strip poker yesterday
by FrostedFreezer March 11, 2018
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