stirring the pot

One term for the classic bad dance move where you rotate your arms in front of you clockwise, as if holding a big spoon with both hands and stirring a pot, while leaning your body/hips in the opposite direction to your arms. Joey on Friends did this a lot.

Oh jeez, is that guy really stirring the pot?

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Mongolian Hot Pot

When a mongolian MAN invades your home (usually your kitchen), warms you up a hot pocket, force feeds it to you, then proceeds to bang on a pot while banging you... ;

"Last night I was Mongolian Hot Potted, and I liked it!" Confessed Gabby to Alex.

by LAP(s) April 11, 2010

texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out

Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit

by T-Brat April 5, 2007

chicken pot pie

A chicken pot pie is a pot pie made from a 17-year-old guy's rich and creamy cum-shots.

When I was younger, my jerk-mates and I used to make awesome chicken pot pies!

by USAF Cadet September 7, 2021

pot head

Uhhhhhhh. I like shiny things..... uhhhhhhhh

pothead #1: Hey man, wanta try some of my "special brownies"?

pothead #2: uhhhhhh. do they have shiny things?

by USSR December 9, 2003

pot pie

one that loves ass juice

that dudes a total pot pie!

by cheese and ketchup October 15, 2003