Poser

my little sister. someone who pretends to be something they're not.

my little sister is preppy and she tries to be goth and punk and skater. that is a poser

by tayter_bug July 12, 2009

Poseidon's revenge

A sexual act involving two partners, a diving board, and a pool at least 7 feet deep. The receiving partner is in the water, with their orifice of choice facing upwards and above the water. The other partner climbs the diving board, jumps off, and penetrates the other in the water. Whether you hit or miss, this is guaranteed to be quite an experience for both of you.

"Babe, I love you and all, but I wanna spice things up, sexually."

"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"

by nochilliam August 27, 2016

fokin poosie

'fawking poo-sea'
it is a term used to offend someone when they're caught in the act. for example: backing out of a bet, chickening out, or just simply being lame.

he dude, you down to go kick it?

nah bro, i'm feeling like a fokin poosie today.

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

Ax-hole Pose

Derogatory name for the once fucking amazing Guns n' Roses frontman. See also Gene $immon$ and El-Vince Neil.

Did you see GNR at the VMAs? Fuckin' Axl-hole Pose looking like your mom's douchebag.

by Izzy Stewart April 8, 2003

poser

noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.

Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.

by pOs-Er May 1, 2003

poser

a poser is someone who copies who they think are the cool people's everymove and then go and spend money on crap they can't do or will more then likely ever do. things like skateboarding or learning to play the guitar or drums or something just cause all the people around them do it.

1. joe- hey i just got the most awesomest skateboard ever!
bob- how muck did it cost?
joe- like $200
bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it?
joe-um... yea but i can't do them now.
bob- why not?
joe- um.....
bob- damn poser get a life

by ~demon eyes~ October 29, 2005

scene poser

the word 'scene' describes the word 'poser'
scene kids like to think they are unique by doing what everyone else does, and then thinks that someone who does exactly what they did is a poser.

scene kids are posers. a scene poser is someone who wants to be a poser. fucked up, isn't it?

by xhoxcrusherx July 31, 2006