gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.

Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.

by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010

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pool sock

A community masturbation sock in a frat house.

Someone didn't wash the pool sock!

by chuck feely July 16, 2016

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Bird Pool

The ejaculation of semen into one owns belly button in the scenario of no hankys

Coronation Street was on and I hand no hankys, so I just Bird Pool it

by KenbearIreland December 30, 2016

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Tom Poole

A dude who likes women with the names of monet, zoe, ryan, oliver, mark, sienna, emma, ivana, ella mcgarity.

Kallan- "suck my dick bitch"

Monet-"Eughh you're being a Tom Poole"

by Zesty ahh June 19, 2023

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Pelz Pool

SCSU Pool that can never stay clean for more than two weeks at a time. If this spicific pool needs cleaning, the only people to do so are Stacey and Brian.

If the pool is clean, it is hot as hell and there is no one to watch or make fun of.

Not a fun to walk to when it is hailing and black ice is everywhere.

by Briman December 6, 2004

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