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Sesame Place

The shittiest theme park in the world and also one of the worst places to work at. The characters are retarded, the shows suck, and it is filthy. The only people stupid enough to actually pay to get into this hell-hole are, of course, stupid-ass New Yorkers, who are generally Italian stereotypes. If you enjoy swimming in a public toilet or getting overcharged for everything, this is the vacation spot for you.
Tony: "Yo Donna!! Where we gonna take the kid for vacation dis summa?!"
Donna: "Oh I don't know Tony, how bout we go see a Yankees game? That Derek Jeter is totally not gay."
Tony: "Tell you what my little meatball, I'll put on my best guinea-T, grease up my hair real nice, and drive us on down to Sesame Place in my IROC Z-28. The kid freakin' loves that Elmo guy."
Donna: "Oh Tony, that sounds wonderful, wait till I tell my motha!"
Tony: "Yeah, I sure am great comin' up wit dis here idea, I think I'll treat myself to some pizza..."
by Byron Faunce September 17, 2005
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shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.
by g-xerxes January 29, 2003
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patel

The best type of Hindu Indian that exist. Anyone who disagrees is unfortunate not to be one, or is hating cause they cant be good as one. Usually in America own major businesses (Gas Stations, Hotels, Grocery Stores, etc)or if smart- become doctors. The pimpest indians and layed back outgoing tpye(most cases). Smart in common thinking and get ahead of the rest. Also a very common last name equivilent to the commoness pf "smith"
white dude:Whos that rich fuck driven the Bently
indian guy: oh, thats thats pimp daddy Patelll!!
non-patel indian dude: ohh he thinkssz hes-sa all thaughtt..but he-sa nott- im hatingg dauwgg
by Guju-Patel December 6, 2006
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Third Place Victory

A phrase literally meaning 'celebrate the underdog'. The phrase was invented and championed by the British pemo band of the same name.
Morgs celebrated his third place victory like he'd come first
by HansTracie February 20, 2011
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Sunset Place

Scene kid heaven in Miami. The real scene kids used to go all the time but once all the little posers started going they stopped going and now nobody important goes there anymore.
Thanks for ruining our fun.
1. "Hey let's go to Sunset Place like we used to for the hell of it."

2. "Omg let's go to Sunset Place and annoy everyone by being attention whores."
by guess whoooo0o0 March 27, 2009
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gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.
"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"
by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005
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Patented

If you copy it I'll fucking kill you.
Person 1: This is my invention, its patented
Person 2: I'll just copy that...
Person 1: FIE UPON YOU!
(murders Person 2)
by SpeckledJim November 17, 2010
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