While a man is lying down and getting head, he quickly wraps his legs around the woman's body and turns over onto his stomach so that her head is now resting on his ass.
I gave this chick a gnarly Mexican pillow last night. I had just taken a shit so some toilet paper got stuck in her ear, damn.
by grandmaster stache November 10, 2010
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Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
by TmVv January 20, 2010
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Yo brisnate tried to rhyme yellow pillow and pillow together, he clearly doesn't know what a consonance is!
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