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Mexican pillow

While a man is lying down and getting head, he quickly wraps his legs around the woman's body and turns over onto his stomach so that her head is now resting on his ass.
I gave this chick a gnarly Mexican pillow last night. I had just taken a shit so some toilet paper got stuck in her ear, damn.
by grandmaster stache November 10, 2010
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Hit the dirty pillow

Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.
Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.

Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.

Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
by TmVv January 20, 2010
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ass pillow

Are you 0wnz0r3d by an asshat? Then you're an asspillow.
Don't be an asspillow if you can help it.
An asshat is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the custy (def#2) he spills it on
by Nyominx May 13, 2005
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yellow pillow

The two words that definitely one hundred percent do NOT rhyme with eachother. Just because the last three letters are the same does not mean they rhyme, it means it is a v. So get wrecked brisnate!
Yo brisnate tried to rhyme yellow pillow and pillow together, he clearly doesn't know what a consonance is!
by gdotdog February 22, 2022
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soggy pillow

Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.
Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"
by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003
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Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.
Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.
by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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Hillary Pillow

A pillow with a picture of Hillary Clinton on it. Usually used by people opposing trump.
I love hillary so much, i bought a hillary pillow
by Lol I farted November 19, 2016
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