real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022

No pants time

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.

Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)

by friendlyleader November 9, 2019

Jimmy pants

Ridiculously tight male dress pants, predominantly in the butt area. May cause restricted circulation, dizziness, difficulty breathing and infertility.

Ladies love Jimmy pants!

by Hangryness May 16, 2014

pouty pants

If you go around pouting your a pouty pants

Donald Trump needs to put on his big man pants and accept he lost the presidential election instead of being a pouty pants.

by ashane January 7, 2021

trouser pants

Another word for jeans, to get around office dress codes.

These aren't jeans, they're trouser pants!

by 4reverse4 February 11, 2010

::drops pants::

To virtually drop trou and moon an unsuspecting internet user; this action is used universally on the IGN message boards, and was originated by TheSackofJohnMadden

Let me show you our version of ring toss.

::drops pants::

by Lord Jared September 4, 2006