After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
by Randy May December 27, 2023
Get the Oslo Pushmug. by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020
Get the Canadian Push Upsmug. 
The act of pushing a fellow hiker into the bushes. Subsequently, results range from angry bewilderment to first degree murder.
Ben managed to bush push every one of his friends off Burnt Mountain but spared Dan so he could still have burgers and hotdogs back at the truck.
by Bdawg1010 April 24, 2022
Get the Bush Pushmug. Where to assholes expand and come together to for a anal kiss then proceed to shit in each other's asses.
by Wikiearth January 22, 2022
Get the Pushing pmug. Getting your girlfriend to load up on cream corn and then when she tries to shit, you fuck it back up her ass.
I took my girl to eat Mexican food. The next morning, I rolled her over , dropped her panties and Started pushing corn
by Yourmomsson October 15, 2016
Get the Pushing cornmug. When your sleep schedule is thrown off, you have to pull an all-nighter, stay awake all day, and then go to sleep at a normal time that night.
by GhostofMcDonalds November 28, 2024
Get the Push Backmug.