give me a pump

"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."
by chester99 November 03, 2015
Get the give me a pump mug.

pistol grip pump

A sawed-off shotgun, retrofitted with a handle at the stock. Note: the gun must be a 12 gage pump to be an official pistol grip pump. Originated in Detroit on the south side alleys.
Riding in J's 64 Impala, I held the pistol grip pump on my lap at all times, waiting for suckas to play with my shit.
by Slippy Steve February 15, 2005
Get the pistol grip pump mug.

Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.
Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.
by Joel Devisiras January 17, 2015
Get the Two Pump Champ mug.

two pump chump

A male who prematurely ejaculates
"Dave M, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,"
by Spanish Lighting September 28, 2009
Get the two pump chump mug.

Three Pump Chump

A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.
I'm sorry, this relationship is just not gonna work, cause u a three pump chump!
by hawaiitalanet March 04, 2006
Get the Three Pump Chump mug.

Guatemalan Water Pump

A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.
While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.
by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009
Get the Guatemalan Water Pump mug.

Quarter Pump Chump

a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.
Man Kevin is such a quarter pump chump, he can't even survive 5 seconds.
by White Boy Swag September 06, 2010
Get the Quarter Pump Chump mug.