ponc

A person of no color.

As a ponc, I want others to know when it's time to stay in their own lane.

by qponc September 13, 2018

Men with Beards and Ponytails

normally a hippie, but some become history teachers with a large assortment of colorful ties.

hey did you see that teacher, hes one of the men with beards and ponytails he must teach history

by youjustwontknow May 3, 2010

Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.

NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).

I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.

Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!

Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

by BORN2FISHMQ2 April 13, 2013

poned

Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.

10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck

by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008

Pontiac 6000

FWD midsize sedan. A GM A-body made by Pontiac which was discontinued in 1991 (see Buick Century, Chevy Celebrity, Oldsmobile Ciera). They are very reliable cars. Even the old models, which go back to 1982, are very roomy, legally seating up to six with the bench seat in front. For some reason, they were offered with a 2.5L 4-cylinder; apparently they thought having a 4-cyl = better gas mileage. The car is so damn heavy it didn't get much better mileage than the V6 model. Early models, such as the '84, came with a 2.8L V6 and a 3-speed auto. Later ones upgraded to the 3.1 with a 4-speed overdrive.

I bought a 6000 LE for $20. It looked like total shit, but could leave any ricer sitting at the light. Didn't have a muffler either. Upon hearing the engine rev, it was mistaken for an old Mustang. Ownzer.

by Daniel Richards March 18, 2004

Pondle

A large puddle. In resemblance of a pond.

Guy1: "That is a huge puddle"
Guy2: "That's no puddle that's a Pondle"

by RequiemRevisited August 22, 2008

pongu

to fart

his pongu was silent but deadly

by coconut girl May 23, 2009