Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010

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period

the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said

by maggot for life May 9, 2009

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period-safe food

food that is safe to eat for a woman while in her menstrual period. these foods will not alter her mood in a negative way and will not give her any sort of cramps or physical discomfort.

Jenna forgot to eat "period-safe food" and she was cramping all day and having b*#ch making it almost impossible to be around her.

by stoopeedjaz June 7, 2009

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periodchuk

When a woman on her period smacks you in the face with a used douchebag... like a nunchuk

whaa-" touches cheek "oh, man my girlfriend is on her period, she just whipped me with her nasty periodchuk

by Millcat January 12, 2011

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Periodly Active

Another way of saying that your on your period/mentrual cycle.

Man: "yo, babe. Can we have sex?
Woman: "sorry, I'm periodly active."
Man: "dafuq? You mean your on your period?
Woman: "no shit Sherlock."
Man: "then why didn't you just say your on your period?"
Woman: "I wanted to see if you would be smart enough to know."
Man: -.-
Woman: :3

by -Gamma- October 12, 2014

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Period Plopper

The disgusting fart that one had when they're on their period. Period ploppers are usually identified by their unappealing bloody smell and their signature plopping noise.

I was in class yesterday and somebody let out a period Plopper.

by Infrasound January 11, 2015

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period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

by The Idea Machine July 17, 2014

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