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Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.
"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."
by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016
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whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
by CK Medical November 3, 2023
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Fuzzard's Couch

When a person and their couch have become a couple after years of a person sleeping on their couch and "sleeping" with their couch.
Don't touch that couch. That's a Fuzzard's couch.
by Staichen March 30, 2024
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couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch
by child if God December 7, 2015
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Couch Mummy

Someone who is sick with the flu in Chicago and often sleeping on their back on the long couch usually with a backpacker liner with hood enclosed with their face showing or wrapped from shoulders to toe in fleece. The reaction might inspire a few creative nonfiction writers who got the idea from old photos going around. The blanket often used is a full size fleece blanket or something that is not bulky. This would be forced the one who is sick to stay in bed and keep them out of their room mates quarters. This is sometimes borrowed from first aid for when those had gone into shock and get the chills; or hypothermia. This is common in the Chicagoland area; where some would sleep in their friends Chevy Van if has a bed set up but make sure they're secured or a makeshift bed in the back of a older station wagon. Sometimes knocked out while the driver is going around looking for a fix not knowing the person who is under the weather needs an IV.
Way we saw the lady hosting a party in Justice there was some guests under the weather and chugging theraflu like it was Vodka in a mug then coughing up their lungs, one of the guests was Egyptian wrapped and sleeping on the couch. They stuffed the wrapped body in sleeping bag too and placed her on the couch. She was running a high fever and had doctor making a house call. Hence they coined this a Couch Mummy.
by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2019
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Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018
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Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
by WhiteBoiNibba123 May 24, 2019
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