Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.

I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.

by Flights29 November 17, 2010

fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.

Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.

by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018

Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm

She gave him a band job, lucky fucker

by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021

brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner May 27, 2018

Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.

Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.

by Saggier Man July 13, 2021

Snoop Job

The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco out of a pipe or other paraphernalia that is inserted into your partner's ass or desired orifice for sexual pleasure or entertainment.

"Dude he just picked up an eighth for her, I guarantee you she gives him a snoop job with it."

by Manyhollywood December 19, 2014