the ol handshield maneuver

the (while in the act of masturbating) putting your hand like a shield in a cupping shape over your belly button area to protect your clothing from jizz shots.

he was about to cum, but the ol handshield maneuver saved him from jizz stains on his shirt

by aCockyRooster June 28, 2017

Big ol Waffles

another word for large tits unusually male tits

Damn son, you got some Big ol Waffles

by The0Baby0God February 22, 2021

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 07, 2022

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by AUDITORIUMU February 20, 2025

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by AUDITORIUMU February 20, 2025

Ole Chirpy

A name given to a woman's vagina, often used in the state of Texas. It is especially used for elderly womens vagina that can widen to at least 4 inches (perhaps a fist) wide.

"Gosh, Susan, you should have seen grandma's ole chirpy last night. She had at least 5 eggs up there!"

by Old Man Wilson October 15, 2006

The Ol’ Slipperydoda

The sex act of anal fingering.

“Hey Hank, do you wanna gonna go in the back and I’ll give you the ol’ slipperydoda?”

by DragonFeet June 20, 2022