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old fashioned

A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.
Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.
by Hell Rell August 13, 2006
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old navy

1. A clothing store with commercials that can make a grown man cry.
2. A clothing store that sells bright happy clothing, and it causes me to vomit.
1. Tom cried after wathcing the horriffic Old Navy commercial.
2. *vomits*
by King Blargh July 21, 2005
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old betty

taking a very large stool ranging from 15 to 20 pounds while having sexual intercourse with a Brazilian woman in her mid 70's who has Alzheimer's...
hey Taylor did you get any old betty last night.


dang Michael that smells like old betty.



Paige loves to watch old betty online.
by old betty herself! August 19, 2008
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Old Sauce

A word for describing a older man or woman.

usually in there 60's and up.

most likely wrinkly, smelling of dust and Prunes
Jenny: ew this 73 year old guy was hitting on me at the bar last night.

Laura: Thats cuz ur so damn hot who could resist you?
Roxanne: Hes just Old Sauce let the fella live his life.
by SoyLaReinaDeLasAwesomeness October 15, 2010
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Old Grand Dad

A delicious whiskey but it has some burn when it goes down and has a way of sneaking up on you. Similarly to the way your granddad might if he was Jerry Sandusky. Hence the name for this whiskey.
Granddad came over to spend the night and we drank Old Grand Dad together. I trusted him, and the whisky was good, but each shot burned like hell on the back-end. Then I woke up to find that he was rubbing my bum.
by Iandiablo January 17, 2012
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Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.
by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011
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Old Sausage Sunshine

The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.
I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.
by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011
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