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nut swabbbin

When one woman swipes her tongue across to men's nuts in a side-to-side motion during oral sex.
Becky is a catch, she is the best at nut swabbbin.
by All laced up March 24, 2017
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Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Shafty Nut

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021
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Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
by InDedede July 3, 2022
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Butter nuts

When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off
Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
by HappierHawk5579 August 23, 2019
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victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance
That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut
by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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