Hairy Mullet Minge

A hairy mullet minge is a vagina that has incredibly long yet striaght pubes yet is shaved around the groin area,but just enough to see stubble.It can be found on any women as it is a style of pubic hair,but is mainly fashion not genetic but can be found on american hillbille women....obviously.

"eurgh man WTF! is tht!?"

"its my hairy mullet minge..its the style,u like?"

by Marc P November 5, 2008

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011

Chill Your Minge

Means calm down, like chill out.

"I have way too much work to do man!!"

"Chill your minge, it'll be alright"

by Sceza July 22, 2012

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

frothy minty minge

when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth

Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg

by Midget slinger July 2, 2017

ruby’s minge

brodans place to go when he feels upset or uncomfortable. it’s either here or up her bra depends on the mood

uno ruby’s minge?
ye g i heard brodan forced himself down there
ye bro he also felt baz up i swear

by Bro touched ruby July 19, 2021