mr. sneaky

the sneakiest sneak you will ever meet. he can get away will just about anything. jonathang

mr. sneaky just crawled across the class without being noticed!

by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008

Mr Poland

Having a threesome with a German and a Russian, but you must be dominated the entire time.

Person A: Did you hear about Timmy, he had a threesome with a German and Russian chick last night!

Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.

by BigChiefMojoRising August 24, 2018

mr engle

The one person who could single-handedly ruin middle school lives in 90 minutes. You either hate him or you love him. Looks 25 and 50 at the same time. His evil stare could make satin shit his pants.

Kid: yo bro there's piss running down ur leg what happened??
Other kid: I had mr engles class third block.

by DANIEL VORGITY November 10, 2022

Mr Wood

tall, attractive specimen with brown curly hair. Works in the science department. Really hot.

“Omg it’s Mr Wood!”

“Sheeeesh he's so fine.”

“Elegant even.”

by dilf_lover December 5, 2021

Mr. Mittens

An alias for an orange Maine Coon cat that prowls through houses waiting behind furniture to pounce on its next helpless victim.

I see Mr. Mittens hiding behind the chair waiting to pounce.

by Sekkou527 July 25, 2010

mr. crumpet

A type of male who is so attractive and stunning that you can’t help but call him a Mr. Crumpet. He looks as delicious as a british black tea with a side of crumpets and jam; you could indulge in him all day. Often british men are referred to as Mr. Crumpet because they enjoy crumpets while looking like a delicious snack at the same time.

Oh my goodness... Hector is such a Mr. Crumpet! He’s delicious!!

Wow, did you see Sherman today? Looks like he might be next on our Mr. Crumpet list!!

by ominousmuffin5678 May 4, 2019

mr royce

a history teacher

fuck we have mr royce next period

by doctormcdaddy October 11, 2021