Woodbury Middle School

One of the worst schools to exist. The only middle school in salem. Has three principals just to be a force

Wow, you live in salem? That sucks now you have to go to Woodbury Middle School. Did you hear Adam Sbai holds the schoolwide suspension record?

by spell drown backwards April 11, 2019

Ben hill middle school

A crackhead school where stupid thots walk around breaking their backs n guys walk around with their pants down to their fucking ankles. The teachers their don’t know how do their jobs and the guidence counsalers suck at everything. Their trying to poison u their the only good thing is mr mason bc he is the best principle ever

Ben hill middle school is a crackhead

by Nd fr fhfjr August 7, 2019

Middle school

Is a horrible place where you won't learn anything useful in life, nothing like leaning how to balance finance or disinfect injury. No you learn how mongoose reproduce.

There are also several groups of people.

Preps: total posers and usually rich sluts who whine about not having the latest cell phone

Jocks: immature assholes who liek to stair at girls boobs and slap each other on the ass

Emos/goths: usually posers as well who only act like they're in emotional pain for attention even through they have food, a roof over their head and a loving family.

Real emos: do them a favor and be their friend. They're really in pain...

The toon platoon:. We're all normal and vary in personality, yet we have points of common ground, we accept lots of people in our groups and will have no problem helping you fix your whiny first world problems, because we're going to have to solve them anyway later when we're running the world and everyone else is a homeless drug using prostitute. we don't go shoving our egos down people's throats and often we are the only ones who do good in class, though we find everything useless. We generally consist of retro gamers, doctor who fans, martial artists, real nerds, true Internet users not facebook whores. Calm and polite. ECT.

Nerds: not the video game kind, the math geeks. They aren't even really smart any more. They just act like it.

They say you have more freedom in middle school. Honestly that's some bullshit. If being able to walk the halls without a teacher breathing down your neck is freedom, then we seriously need to rethink the definition of that word.
Lunch food also sucks thanks to government requirements that are supposed to cut down childhood obesity but really only make us eat more when we get home.

The principles are also weird and don't do shit for us. You can walk in the halls bleeding to death and they'll ask you how your day is going, when you request an ambulance they will tell you to have a nice day. Don't get me started on vice-principles.

Also everyone is going through puberty.

In other words. Good fucking luck you brave bastards.
Middle school.

by A. person May 11, 2013

hoover middle school

a school full of hoes who think they are better than everyone there. Also potheads who are too high to function at school

you don't want to go to hoover middle school

by hoover middle school December 1, 2016

Middle School

A place your so excited to go to right after you get out of elementary school but within 1 week your wishing the year was over

I couldnt dleep the night before but after the first week of it I wanted it to be over

by Scotty k September 16, 2005

Middy

A basketball player that likes, taking midrange shots.

This person got a dope Middy shot on them like they are a bucket

by @Themiddygod February 2, 2020

Middle Child

The forgotten child that no one ever thinks about; The child in the middle of three; The invisible one that no one notices; The one that is never invited to anything because they are overlooked; The one that is actually the best one in the family, regardless of what they think; Thought to be peacemaker, but is just ignored by siblings

Child 1: But it's mine!

Middle Child: Guys stop fighting and just get along.

Child 3: No I found it so it's mine!

by orca_obsession December 22, 2018