Megan a ditzy blonde who loves blue waffles and lemon partys she will google anything shes asked to and spends 90% of her time naked
Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
Has no idea of how to use technology other than to watch lemon party porn
by Highlander90 January 27, 2018

Megan has the biggest juiciest grippiest moose knuckle pussy in the universe. A Megan in the wild will Hoover suck your dusty soul out your lifeless meat wand and leave you convulsing like a tasered mall cop.
Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
Megan is the best thing that will ever happen to you in your life. Tread cautiously and know you will feel slightly suicidal on some days but all of her majestic qualities are worth the occasional ideations.
by Meowdompompom November 23, 2021

One of the best people you'll ever have. Is blonde, clumsy, spaces out but is an awesome person. She might be a little odd and go into detail a lot (especially about the sims) but you can always depend on her. In short she's your best friend and will always be there.
person: 1 hi megan
megan zinger: hey guess what i was on the sims and.....
one hour later
person: 1 awesome (wasn't really listening)
megan zinger: hey guess what i was on the sims and.....
one hour later
person: 1 awesome (wasn't really listening)
by MeisSabby November 24, 2010

Celebrity: "Wow, I am so famous."
Person: "Are you Megan Hoxie?"
Celebrity: "No."
Person: "Then you're not famous."
Person: "Are you Megan Hoxie?"
Celebrity: "No."
Person: "Then you're not famous."
by Felicia Miranda November 19, 2013

by rhart303 February 16, 2024

Megan, a beautiful kind and loving person will be with you in the tough times and good times the bestest friend you could imagine to have an the prettiest of all.
Person 1: Ayo what’s your name
Person 2: Megan why?
Person1: well that explains why your so gorgeous
Person 2: Megan why?
Person1: well that explains why your so gorgeous
by Emmr.00 November 11, 2021

ew i hate megan
by tableside guacamolaaayyy October 29, 2019
