Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

In a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married

To be involved with someone for an extended amount of time. To conceive children with this person. No legal commitment has been made.

I am in a relationship and have kids with someone but not engaged or married to this person.

by R U N June 16, 2008

marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008

marrypat

Marry Pat aka Mary FAT.
Marry Pat has a really fat ass.
She sometimes can be seen at be seen in arams apartment or at the buffet.

WoW marry pat you have a really fat ass!
Marry Pat why are you so ugly?
I love marry fat!
Marry Fat you have way to much makeup on.

by ddddddddd April 30, 2005

manhattan marriage

A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"

Person 2: "No. What happened?"

Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"

Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"

by TOOL BAG TRAVIS February 18, 2009

gay marriage

Republicans and Democrats having anal sex together!

Clinton and Bush are fuckin eachother!!

I think those two fags are in the same coven or something.

by damn infidelic pagan hippie liberal scum March 20, 2005

Marrya

Such a beautiful girl, her love for fictional characters is kinda weird but I still love her for it. Caution: Will beat your ass If you hurt the following people, Adriana,Sophie,Isabel,and so on. Also will kick you if you have the name Bernice.

Person 1 :"What a wonderful girl that Marrya is"
Person 2: "I want to date her!"

by Stan A June 1, 2018