Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006

Machine Gun Spamming

Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.

I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.

by Dan the =EPIC= Man June 16, 2009

Machine Gun Reflex

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.

Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".

by epimethius05 March 11, 2010

machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.

Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.

by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018

Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.

You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

subway machine

the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.

man, you me and janie should get some subway machine going later on.

by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008

Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.

Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?

by single guy May 18, 2010