medical coverage

When someone has the ability to buy "medicinal" marijuana

Yo, Jamarcus don't have glaucoma.
I know dawg, he got that medical coverage though!

by Urbanrr September 3, 2016

medicare practitioner

A doctor who is more concerned with getting his medicare form signed than he is finding out what a patients health issues are. They will often write a prescription based on a few cursory questions to the patient, without actually examining them or seeking adequate information to diagnose health problems.

I went to see what I thought was a health care professional (doctor) because I had been suffering bad headaches for a couple of weeks, turns out he was nothing more than a medicare practitioner, he handed me a medicare slip to sign while he wrote out a prescription for painkillers and told me to attend an emergency room if they did not go away.

by Titan Ace July 27, 2016

Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016

mediaflake

A person who follows the media blindly without thought because they cannot think for themselves or their brain produces a chemical which inhibits all reasonable thought from surviving.

I don't like trumps Muslim ban! Stop being a mediaflake a five second Google search proves it is a ban on seven nations not Muslims.

by Pistolpete February 20, 2017

Mediacide

The actions taken by news reporting agencies that fail to fact check and verbosely report fake news to the public as real news.

Relates to Partycide when news media only reports the fake press releases from the political party killing itself.

CNN committed mediacide by not checking it's sources and facts.

by geminiswp March 2, 2017

MEDIA OFFSPRING

A person whose general views, and understanding of a particular topic are entirely or mostly based on information obtained from the Media, rather than on evidence-based research or critical analysis. The Media Offspring's world view is based on information obtained from the Media.

Michael actually believes the US military is invading the Middle East to spread Democracy, he is such a Media Offspring.

You believe immigrants are taking our jobs because you are a Media Offspring.

by Tisho Yanchev April 26, 2017

Media Brothel

A media house which harbors presstitutes and media sluts, engages in activities where to gain advantages favours or make someone benefit politically, financially or socially plants, fabricates falsifies, spins news.

There are many television news channels which act as Media Brothel, have whole lot of presstitutes on their role who constantly manufacture, fabricate and spin news and telecast them as real news cheating masses to settle scores with their rivals.

by Lingo Swamy June 3, 2017