by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
those ladies at the torture chamber/cafeteria who serves weird ass lunch meals (or good meals but its pretty rare)
person 1: aw man those lunch ladies gave me expired meatballs!
person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch
person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch
by kittycatiez June 11, 2023
by brookie_cookie June 02, 2017
July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024
A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 23, 2025
by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
The act of making a mid-day meal out of both human excrement and sheep ejaculate and then washing it down with a healthy pour of Great Indian Bustard urine. This is an unforgettable meal and actually tastes like it was cooked in a 5-star restaurant.
by 1234adfghe567dhjkd789dghjketyu September 20, 2021