Luke

A boy without any pubes or underarm hair who has an extremely small penis, looks like an alien and got caught by him mum wanking.

Did you hear about that immature guy who looks like an alien and got caught by him mum, he's such a luke

by SammyB&Condog February 26, 2009

luke edmunds

Is a fat kid who lives ina bumgalow and sweats on games such as minecraft and rocket league. His mum is also a man and went out with a gay guy called jimmy

Luke edmunds met his man of a mother in a bungalow

by jameswfc17 July 27, 2016

Luke

1. The hero of some lame sci-fi movie from the 70's.

2. A miserable cunt.

"Use the force, Luke"

"Luke. You're a cunt!"

by MatsHallman October 21, 2007

Luke

A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.

"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"

Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.

Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.

by lolopopop July 6, 2011

luke

when you hook up with someone who currently has a boyfriend/girlfriend.

1. "dude, i pulled a luke last night with with phil's girlfriend kelly!"

by dontbethatoneguy January 18, 2010

luke warm felipe

peeing in someone elses butthole

"ey yo if you dont shut up ima give you a luke warm felipe, ya dig?"

by J~baby June 8, 2009

Luke xB

A legendary Xbox gamer, epicly good at CoD:MW2, Halo3 and Halo:Reach

Oh shit it's Luke, leave the game
Why?
Luke xB IS THE BEST!

by bloooooom July 6, 2010