fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015

mia logic

something Trevor will never understand,

deffinition: the way in which Mia and her perfectly perfect life think that no one understands because it will only make sense to a Mia.

Mia logic said by Mia: being b is a.

by Logic.mia April 10, 2015

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

swinger logistics

The act of coordinating multiple competing schedules to coordinate an orgy.

I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.

by Claymax2 January 22, 2016

Monkey Logic

The reasoning used by someone who is completely high and severely horny.

The other night when Nate was talking about that model he hooked up....total monkey logic, that girl works at Starbucks.

by fearedbymost March 12, 2016

Maximum logistical space

The area needed to preform important actions, such as watching Netflix, eating food, and taking a SHIT.

We created maximum logistical space for the car ride to Vermont.

by Oxnard-dictionary's March 13, 2016