The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.

Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.

by manananan April 4, 2021

Apollo's Law

Any Internet discussion on a topic relating to Outer Space or Space Exploration which goes on for long enough will eventually lead to someone saying that Space exploration or Space itself is a lie/hoax.

This usually refers to Flat Earthers who don't believe that Outer space exists yet this isn't exclusive to them as some people do believe that space exists but that missions have only reached Earth orbit and not to the Moon or the other planets.

"Oh great, Another Flat Earther in the replies of a NASA tweet, Apollo's Law strikes again!"

by Cosmic Arc October 30, 2022

Dorothy's Law

Two definitions:

1) "There's no place like home."
2) "In internet dating, the more attractive a person is, the further away they are."

"I had a great trip, but Dorothy's Law still applies." - definition 1.

"We have the same vibe and she is really cute, but she lives in New York - Dorothy's Law again..." - definition 2.

by rosella.debusk March 25, 2010

brother not-in-law

Where gay marriage is illegal, your same-sex partner's sibling.

Who was that? Oh, that's Bob. He's my brother not-in-law.

by wranstrom March 26, 2011

law of reinforcement

for every person of an ethnic background who does not fit into a stereotype of said ethnic background, there is (are) an individual(s) who will reinforce said stereotype.

"Why is it that for ever mexican/spanish person trying to not be the ghetto cliche, there is an apartment complex full of them reinforcing it?" - Guy one

"It's the law of reinforcement." - Guy two

by amirverada April 20, 2011

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018