Fascist Cock Knob

A police officer, or other person who attempts to exert their “perceived authority” on law-abiding citizens.

I’m exercising my First Amendment rights, you fascist cock knob, so take your badge and your gun, get back into your car and kick rocks.

by Grumpy Buddha June 04, 2023

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 27, 2004

Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019

Foggy Knob

When you’re having intercourse and a woman “Queefs” on your genitals.

“This girl I hooked up with last night gave me a foggy knob!”

by Mr hankers March 15, 2024

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

Turnin knobs

exploring all opportunities to their fullest;going all out;not being scared to examine all possibilities..

to rush a situation thereby maximizing the potential of a fun evening(usually used in party or club scenarios)

origin:Lia and gwong at hawaiian brians Go Jimmy Go concert 9/6/13

person 1: "You're not going to actually try that are you?"

person 2 "screw it ..I'm turnin knobs boo..imma go for it!"

by gwong September 07, 2013

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016