Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.

Jungle John only pulls 10s

by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022

Junger

The cross of the words Jew and Hunger. In other words a feeling of hunger so painful you feel like a 1940’s Jew

Person 1-“You see that kid in the striped pajamas over there”
Person 2-“Yeah”
Person 1-“He looks like he has The Junger

by Mike Vicks Dog June 15, 2022

jungle plumb

A Water Mellon

Laquisha sayz we need some jungle plumbs for the family reunion.

by AltZiege June 28, 2022

Jungle Joke

A joke that is barbaric in nature and lacks sophistication. These jokes originated in the jungle where the people rely on cruelty and mean-spirit actions with no punchline and essentially teasing another individual. Children often starts off with cruel jokes (jungle joke) but eventually matures and learns more sophisticated joking skills. Some adults may never evolve and continues to use jungle jokes as a means to be funny while other adults have graduated intellectually.

Misty only understood jungle jokes so she poured paint on Lisa’s dress. Misty laughed but Lisa and her peers saw this act as cruel. Misty did not know that jungle jokes are inappropriate in certain settings.

by Birdstheword July 5, 2022

Jungle-forest

When you're a monkey and surprised by a "hairy" woman. Some real degenerates uses it like a mating call.

- Geez, she's a real MILF
- I hope i would get lost in her jungle-forest
- Mate... you're awful

by Bookhanka May 5, 2022

junglecatting

To proceed upon a course of action that will cause a profoundly negative outcome, upon oneself and others, after having been directly and explicitly informed that such a course of action would have a profoundly negative outcome upon oneself and others.

Man, that shitbird's junglecatting really backed us into a clusterfuck.

by itmaybeokay May 20, 2022

jungle justice

When one takes matters in their own hands…

My friend was having problems getting his car back from a girlfriend. The car is in his name. He purchased the car. She stop paying the car note, and refused to give the car back. He said I just have to (go jungle justice) and get my car keys or car back…

by anonymous July 30, 2022