Josh Pearson

Josh Pearson is a type of person who flexes on his belongings but cannot put an outfit together. He often winds people up to get attention off the girls. He has crushes on girls who are scruffs but denies it when confronted about it . We all love josh Pearson

Who is josh Pearson?
That guy who always has his ankles out!!

by Leighton clarkson November 19, 2019

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

Josh Sim

poo poo bong head nigger jew isis terrorist bellend cunt shithead 10/10 Mum #caroline gets chains is butters

lool u look like josh sim

by banterboyyyy July 5, 2016

josh lowe

Josh lowe is a freshman at south shore votech. He's a prostitute, pot head, occasionally a crack head, and loves Bri Crowley and Olivia Buckley so much. K bye felicia stay fierce josh don't love these hoes

Who's that kid?
Josh lowe

by swaggy swaggaroo November 20, 2013

Josh affect

Whrn have been freind zoned for a year and you have had enough

You're doing such a josh affect

by Tommy Russell January 12, 2018

Josh Vance

A musical artist famous for his EP Me and My Money Got Wasted At The Cinema. Despite his height, he has the second biggest dick in the world.

He is also a professional NFT screenshotter and he also tends to jump in the snow when being chased by NFT makers.

Girl 1: Hey have you heard Josh Vance’s new song?

Girl 2: Hell yeah that shit was fire

by sundialfty February 3, 2022