ville job

When you are eating at the Ville Grill and you give a foot job while receiving a rim job.

Oh my god, I was eating, and Cristina gave me the best Ville Job ever.

by Pablo el destructor de coño June 22, 2017

Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018

Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee

Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it

by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019

Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.

Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.

by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012

Buzzy Blow Job

While receiving a blowjob in a 69 position, insert a bee into the female’s mouth and have it sting her inside her throat, causing her throat to tighten up, creating a more pleasurable feeling for the male but also endangering the female’s life. Before the male cums, he penetrates the female’s vagina repetitively with an epi-pen until they both climax, thus saving the female's life. Then he states, “that was un-BEE-lieve-able”.

Male: Can you give me a Buzzy Blow Job?
Female: No. Bees are dying at an alarming rate.

by supersquad March 16, 2019

Lobe Job

Yet another wonderful form of getting off without actually stickin your basilisk in her chamber of secrets. Most Lobe Jobs are performed on very scene bitches, and now guys! who have progressed from being just "emo" to "br00tal"

You stick yer dick in their fashionably worthless stretched ear lobe. Don't forget to lube that lobe, and for fun, jazz your finished product in their ear.

Jordan: dude... you know chelsea grin?
Me: yeah.. that retarded scene bitch?
Jordan: haha right... well last night i gave her a lobe job she'll never forget
Me: NICE! put that scene bitch in her place!

by umbels February 8, 2010

Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010