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wooden jesus

Wooden Jesus is my Wooden savior.
by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007
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Uh Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
by GregH May 7, 2004
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emo jesus

another term for Criss Angel the best magician in the world
i love watching emo jesus on A&E every wednesday night at 10.
by squilliam November 30, 2006
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Jesusmas

Alternate form of Christmas. Used to emphasize the fact that Christmas is a Christian holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus, which is often downplayed in North American culture for the sake of being politically correct.
Person 1: Merry Jesusmas, dude!
Person 2: Wha..?
Person 1: Jesus is the reason for the season. Have you accepted him as your Lord and Savior?
by Matt__H_ January 10, 2008
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Jesus

1. Jesus is a Hebrew name, which means "the Lord saves."

2. He is believed to be the "Messiah"(or Ha-Mashia) that had been foretold and written by the prophets in astounding accuracy from birth to death and resurrection on scrolls thousands of years before it came to pass. Jews do not believe Jesus as the Messiah and are still waiting for the Messiah to come. Three major books that Jews and Christians read are the books of the Law (Torah), the Prophets (Nevi'im), and the Writings (Kethuvim). The two groups disagree because Jews are waiting for a ruler to come and be enthroned as a ruler forever according to II Samuel 7:16: "Your house and your kingdom will endure forever." It was nearly unimaginable for anyone at that time to even think a Messiah would die in a death sentence shamefully stripped naked amongst the criminals. It's, however, written in Isiah: "he was oppressed and afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth; he was led like a lamb to the slaughter... he poured out his life unto death, and was numbered with the transgressors. For he bore the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors."

3. Jesus Christ is NOT the first and the last name. Christ means the "Anointed One" - Aramaic word for Messiah. Jesus is the Christ, the Anointed One. Long ago, Israel had three offices that were anointed. They were the priests, prophets, and the kings. Therefore, Christ is the ultimate Anointed One who who's had all three functions: 1) Priest= way to God 2) Prophet= way from God 3) King= ruler with all authority both in heaven and earth.
"That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, ou will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Romans 10:9-10
by PMC October 19, 2005
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jesus is my homeboy

catchy phrase on tshirts.

way of saying jesus is freakin rad.
You know what? Jesus is my homeboy!!

CHALLAH!
by megAn March 30, 2004
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getting my jesus on

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs
by Jacob June 24, 2004
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