quiet jack off

Masturbating without making any noise so others do not hear you.

"Man, I've mastered the art of the quiet jack off. I'm able to masturbate while my roommate is sitting quietly studying in his room without him knowing a thing!"

by romanticizer December 15, 2011

Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger

A burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Captain Pepper Jack Marrow Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

by O2L February 2, 2006

jack and jill

Jack and Jill party: a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (Generally looking is encouraged but touching is not.)

From jack and jill, with reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.

Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party.

by starflier December 8, 2003

new jack

A word adopted by rappers, however this originally is derived from prison slang and refers to a person who is new in prison.

Yo dawg, let's go show that motha fuckin' new jack watsup with my dick.

by big j July 8, 2004

jack with

messing, joking, or fucking aroung with someone or something.

Amanda loves to jack with me.

by Amy August 10, 2004

Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.

"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"

by C-Bat August 20, 2011