iron crossing

An act where one woman gives oral pleasure to one man, and masturbates the other two.

I got caught iron crossing them the other night!

by BUTTTTT SSEEEEKSSKSSKS November 26, 2005

Iron Sausage

1. Any large metallic phallic looking instument, usually used as punishment in certain countries.

You sir are charged with 8 counts of murder and 4 counts of crimes againt the animal kingdom. I hereby sentence you to death by the iron sausage

by Cmacattack April 22, 2010

Iron Ranger

Nipasupus Grandus Arizonica, the "The Iron Ranger" remains at a fixed location in a park and collects money. Iron Rangers are often found near park offices, or mobile offices.

"He don't do any work, he just sits there like an Iron Ranger."

by StacheVader July 9, 2019

ironicism

a word meaning something is ironic; the act of ironicism.

lauren: HAHAHA YOU JOINED A GROUP SAYING I DONT SMOKE HAHAHAHA and have you be like cause i dont anymore....
brandon: ironicism

by czechie October 17, 2008

iron butt

the stinky smell that comes outa a female dogs butthole! its nasty and smells like rustu iron

Peanut has iron butt again!

by trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

Ironically

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Ironically I have no idea what that word mean

by x4gaming98 March 28, 2020

Ironing Board

When a male folds himself in half while master bating to attempt to shoot his semen on his own face.

My neck and hamstrings are sore, I tried performing a ironing board last night!

by Roardawg August 3, 2017