shadow pants

When a guy doesn't actually wear his pants but instead holds up the pants to cover his private parts.
Look, that guy is wearing shadow pants!
by bingbingbing August 02, 2010
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Desk pants

Smelly, reused work pants that you keep in your desk to change into in case of: excessive sweating, stank, spillage, explosive diareha, or general inability to be a functioning adult.
Dude, do you have any cleanish desk pants? I totally shit myself.

Bro- you smell.

Yeah don't worry about it. I have some desk pants.
by That IT Nerd September 06, 2017
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Joshy Pants

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants
Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants
by Mo is gay November 17, 2019
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Whoopi Pants

disposable bladder control undergarments, most recently those under the brand name "Poise" as seen in commercials featuring Whoopi Goldberg.
As in "Whoops, I just peed in my whoopi pants" Thank goodness for "Depends."
by djemcee August 30, 2011
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broga pants

Yoga pants wore by either:

1) Politically left leaning, very progressive men. These men are also prone to referring to their spouses or girlfriends as “partners” and listening to NPR.

2) Fraternity gods, likely to wear these pants as both a joke amongst the dudes or as a way to look more natural in a yoga class which they attend solely to stare at ass.
“Check out Tom in his broga pants, he is so with the times.”

“Nah man, Tom just pledged sigma kappa. He’s just some douche trying to hit it off with a yoga chick.”
by Slim_peter December 21, 2019
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Subway Pants

The pants you wear on the subway that your crazy friend makes you take off before sitting on their bed.
" take off those subway pants before you sit on my bed"
by Nopants1234786 August 16, 2017
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peter pants

A young lady or lad that has peed their pants.
"Is your name peter pants? Lo"
by Cutt butt killer May 22, 2019
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