Warm minute

Warm minute meaning 8 years

Obama was in office for a warm minute

by Veganhulk August 9, 2022

2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.

Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.

by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022

Hunziker Minute

At least two, often three minutes long

He wanted to be back in five minutes. But he didn't mention it was Hunziker minutes.

by jeffrey1985 August 25, 2022

Koda minutes

When you say a predetermined time but that just means you need at least 10 extra minutes can go up to 45minutes

Me: I thought you said we run it down in 20 it’s been 30.

Koda:I meant koda minutes

by vaikre November 8, 2022

Minutes

What the court clerk emails you when your court is over. Or you get it in mail in jail. A typed out description of what happened in court.

CO: Hanks you got mail

Other inmates : Whatchu get?

Hanks: it’s just my minutes from court today

by Goodkidnomore November 28, 2022