Taint Waffer

the dried up spoge that settles in ones ass crack

Girl: Oh my god, i had anal last night, and i have a huge taint waffer in my crack.

by aceboxer March 4, 2012

Baby taint

when someone is so bad at apex but they pretend to be a pro and also drinks at cock island

That girl baby taint is a pussy

by nebuchadnezzar13 July 6, 2025

lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

by RuralDictionary$$$ August 14, 2016

Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised

*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"

by Willywilbert6969 July 7, 2015

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017