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Instagram Teacher

An older sibling who has social media and teaches you how to use it properly, or insists on you getting it so they can do so.
"Yo, my instagram teacher just taught me how to use a filter!"

"Man, I wish my older brother was an instagram teacher"
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Install Gentoo

Much like the blinker fluid prank for car noobs, “Install Gentoo” is a prank for people who don’t know how a computer works.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution, which by default, is just a command line. This definitely throws the computer illiterate for a loop, and the computer gurus laugh at you.
<n00b>: My computer is running slow and hot, what should I do?
<nerd>: Install Gentoo.
by KomputerKid June 1, 2022
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Insta-thug

A man or woman who act like thugs while actually being the exact opposite to the thug lifestyle. This trend originated on Instagram hence the name. These people are usually assholes
You see david? Wearing his pants like some insta-thug loser
by C.T Tracy November 1, 2022
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Instrumorphing

When you morph instruments or vacuole into different instruments or vocals in the production of a song
I really liked the instrumorphing in AJR’s new song.
by roemeraldsinking November 9, 2022
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instagram bio

by Mic.hael December 29, 2022
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Instagoop

Weird videos of colorful paint/confetti/fluids/ etc. being mixed together or played with on social media.
"Ey check out this video of a guy popping paint-filled water balloons."
"Fuck off with that instagoop shit."
by The Auspex May 3, 2023
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Tobacco Institute Scientist

Originally, a scientist hired by the Tobacco Institute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. Generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.
Did you hear that the Tobacco Institute Scientists over at Exxon-Mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?
by The Amazing Science-Man April 20, 2012
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