A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."
In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."
In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."
Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"
by andcastle July 13, 2023
Get the Everyone Knows What a Horse Is mug.A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
by Gore finger February 2, 2022
Get the When you're on a horse mug.An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.
Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.
by Sexydimma March 12, 2022
Get the You can't take a horse to water mug.Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them
They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."
"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
by mojojojo24 December 7, 2012
Get the Horse People mug.A fingering technique that involves the crossing of the index and middle finger and the ring and pinky finger. The former pair is inserted into the vagina, while the latter is pushed into the ass-hole. Only use for intense pleasure of the female.
Tina: George gave me the Devil's Horns last night.
Steph: Is that your first time?
Tina: Yes, and it was Amazing!
Steph: Ugh I'm so jealous.
Steph: Is that your first time?
Tina: Yes, and it was Amazing!
Steph: Ugh I'm so jealous.
by techmaster April 25, 2012
Get the Devil's Horns mug.Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.
The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!
horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.
person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!
horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.
person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
by chickensnub December 4, 2009
Get the Purple horse mug.A reference to a females labia (as in the lips of her vagina) which after years of abuse and over indulgence have developed their own motor skills and as such have become profoundly large. In many cases as can be witnessed in the terminal bar whore variety the horse lips can be visible dangling pursed below the hem of many a mini-skirt slavering,rictused waiting for a meal. Some accounts mention an event where an extremely distended set of horse lips actually snatched a smothered burrito from a passing serving tray on it's way to a dismayed customer. Still other accounts warn of horse lips for they may hide horse teeth. A keen eye can spot horse lips on a pant clad woman...the horse lips will appear as two one pound slabs of liver jammed into the front pockets.
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