buffing the helmet

Need I spell it out? Oh,... Allright.

SUCKING DICK!!!
What else?

As we drove through Manhattan, en-route to "Park-n-blow",
I noticed, in the car to my right, there was a whore buffing the helmet of the driver.

by mavros May 1, 2006

Helen

A short kiddie but its fine she likes BTS

"Helen is small"

by Yeetyeetpeppapig May 21, 2019

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace September 1, 2008

Purple Helmet

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.

2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.

3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.

Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?

by xBenjamin August 2, 2015

Helen Keller

When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.

He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.

by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012

Helenism

The word used to describe a female dictator whos totalatarian leadership is based souly on the stupidity of a collection of mentally retarded voters who sit residense in a marae.

"Helenism appeals to poor people because they are too stupid to understand highly interlectual conversations, and so appeals to their most base instinct by handing them lollies and showing them pretty pictures of puppies in rose gardens."

by Tom Leeper January 25, 2006

helena

1. THE AWESOMEST SONG ALIVE TO DO ON SINGSTAR!

good song to just ABSOLUTELY SCREAM on singstar

more fun than it sounds

2. SO LONG, AND GOOD NIGHT!
SO LONG, NOT GOOD NIGHT! *gives you the finger*

ash and toe - WHATS THE WORST TO TAKE,
FROM EVERY HEART YOU BREAK!
AND LIKE A BL...

toes dad - SHUTUP!

2. helena - my chemical romance

by ashimattack February 9, 2008